Challenge 349 - Take my advice
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m_findlowTitle: Take my advice
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Ianto
Rating: G
Challenge: 349 - Banana
Notes: Owen gives some basic medical advice
It was with reluctance that Ianto went to see Owen. Alright, in truth, Jack had made him go. He’d been feeling tired and run down for nearly two weeks. More than usual, anyway.
Owen, to his credit, carried out his examination without fuss or preamble.
‘You’re anemic,’ he diagnosed, ‘take these,’ he said holding out a bottle of multivitamins, ‘and this,’ proffering a banana.
Ianto looked at the banana, raising an eyebrow.
‘I though an apple a day kept the doctor away?’
‘This isn’t about keeping the doctor away, it’s about keeping the patients away. Specifically, my patients. Now go.’
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Date: 2015-06-24 03:00 pm (UTC)I hope he prescribed vitamins with iron though...
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Date: 2015-06-27 06:17 am (UTC)So many opportunities, so little innuendo - I'm so disappointed in Owen :)
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Date: 2015-07-04 02:27 pm (UTC)good Owen voice :-)