Challenge 359 - What did you say? (Part five)

[m_findlow]

Title: What did you say? (Part five)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Torchwood team
Rating: PG
Challenge: 359 - Balls
Notes: Part five of a six part series in which Ianto's words are taken out of context, literally.

Ianto pondered his situation. It had surprised him just how often he used the word coffee every day. Now he needed to come up with a solution.

The time for plotting revenge on Jack would come later. Right now he had to get through the next few days with as much dignity as possible.

'What if I tried saying balls?' he asked.

Jack frowned at him in confusion.

'I'm guessing that didn't work?'

'What did you try to say?'

'I tried it in Welsh.'

'Nope, turns out your subconscious is too smart for your own good.'

'Damn it,' Ianto cursed.

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[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

He knew it was a long shot (pardon the pun). There's not much difference between coffee and coffi despite trying to focus on spelling it differently in his head when he said it.