Emperor Twatface, we salute you.

[m_findlow]

If you're living in the UK, please do us all a favour and vote out Noel Edmonds from I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

He's in my country and we want him gone.

As for you Noel, we all bow to the Lord Emperor Twatface, grab our crotches and salute you as befits.

I hope Nick Knowles claps you out.

#utterpillock #keepjohninthejungle