Challenge 559 - Labeled

[m_findlow]

Title: Labeled
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 559 - Label at tw100
Notes: Jack has a problem with Ianto labelling him. A double drabble.

'Excuse me, but what is this?' Jack said, marching up towards Ianto's desk with furious purpose, his coat gripped tightly in one hand as he thrust it in Ianto's face.

'That would be your coat,' Ianto replied.

'Don't get cute with me, Ianto Jones. I meant this,' he said, pointing more specifically to the inside collar. 'It's says "Property of Jack Harkness" with my mobile number.'

Ianto kept a calm expression on his face. 'Well, at least now someone will be able to contact you if you lose your coat.'

Jack's face scrunched up in twisted horror. 'This goes with me everywhere! I never lose it.'

'Except when you do. Three times in as many weeks if I'm not mistaken. If it doesn't get chucked in my face to babysit, you'll dump it any old place. Over a railing, on a chair... Credit to you last time you lost it you actually handed it into the restaurant's cloakroom, but then forgot to claim it back. I had to ring around every dumpling house in Cardiff to track it down because you couldn't remember which one it was. If they'd had your phone number it would have been a lot easier.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Poor Coat, it certainly needs a label to tell people who to call if it goes astray. Maybe Ianto should have put his own mobile number on it though. Chances are if Jack loses it his phone will be in the pocket...