Challenge 576 - Room for improvement

[m_findlow]

Title: Room for improvement
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 576 - Naked at tw100
Notes: No one likes Owen's exams, but Jack has an idea how to make them better. A double drabble.

'Clothes off, Harkness,' Owen ordered.

'I usually like to be wined and dined before taking things to the next level,' Jack joked, already slipping his braces off his shoulders in order to comply with Owen's instructions. Immortal or not he had to have physical checkups just the same as everyone else.

'That joke isn't any funnier now than it was the last time you used it,' Owen replied, having heard some variation of the same thing every month for the last five years.

'And your physical examination isn't any more pleasant than it has been every month for the last five years, so I think that makes us even.'

'It's not a walk in the park for me either.'

'Well, if we just got Ianto trained up as a medic, he could take down all of my particulars for you,' Jack offered. 'He's very detail oriented. I promise you, there isn't an inch he wouldn't review in exquisite detail.' Jack grinned at the thought. He wouldn't even balk at a full cavity search if Ianto was on the other end of the glove.

Owen groaned. 'If I left you two in charge of physical exams, we'd never get anything done.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Wrong, Owen, they'd get plenty done, it just wouldn't be what you wanted them to get done ;)