Challenge 587 - It's complicated

[m_findlow]

Title: It's complicated
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 587 - Poke at tw100
Notes: Jack has a problem with modern technology. A double drabble.

'Ianto! I need your help!' Jack cried.

'What is it?'

'Can you explain to me this Facebook thing?'

Ianto snorted. 'You're from the fifty-first century and you need me to explain Facebook to you?'

'Hey!' Jack replied, looking annoyed. 'Social media is not a thing,' he said, making quotation fingers, 'in the future.'

'Well, that's just put me off investing in Google shares,' Ianto quipped. 'Now, did you want to explain to me why you're suddenly worried about navigating Facebook? I didn't even know you had a page.'

'Don't you?'

'Not really relevant.'

Jack looked shocked by the sideways admission. 'So, you have a page and we're not even friends?'

Ianto rolled his eyes. 'I think we're past being friends, Jack.' They definitely fell into the "it's complicated" category. 'I only have it so my sister can inundate me with pictures of the kids.' He frowned for a moment. 'Wait, who are you friends with on Facebook, anyway?'

'This is my whole point! Someone called HappyBuns78 just poked me. What does that mean? Have I just advertised myself as available for zero commitment sex? Not that it would be the first time, mind you, but...'

'Stop talking,' Ianto begged him.

Comments

[bk_forever]

Poor Jack, maybe he should just give up on Facebook.

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

True. If Jack's wants a poke I'm sure Ianto will accommodate him - usually to get paperwork done.