Challenge 599 - One hundred percent effective

[m_findlow]

Title: One hundred percent effective
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, OCs
Rating: PG
Challenge: 599 - Creep/Creepy at tw100
Notes: Owen's tests prove it does exactly what it says on the tin. A double drabble.

Owen couldn't believe his luck as the delightful blonde woman sidled up to the bar next to him. She was top flight and he knew he wasn't going to get a better opportunity tonight.

'Buy you a drink?'

Her lovely face scowled at him. She thought he was just some creep here to pick up. 'No thanks.'

Quick as that his hopes might have been dashed, but instead he just pulled the bottle from his jacket pocket and gave it two quick sprays. Her eyes lit up, like he was suddenly the hunkiest man on the planet. She grabbed a fistful of his shirt and tugged him forward into a kiss. He couldn't help but grin as she shoved her tongue in his mouth. Alien pheromones, he thought happily, works every time.

'Let's get out of here,' he suggested. He was done drinking for the night.

When her rugby player boyfriend pulled the pair of them up, Owen thought he was about to get punched out. Without thinking, he sprayed the guy in the face, hoping to make a quick getaway. What he didn't expect was a burly tongue down his throat.

'Three way at mine?'

'Thought you'd never ask.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

The girl's first opinion of Owen was right, even if Owen wouldn't have agreed with that assessment. Using that pheromone spray to get laid was definitely textbook creepy.