Challenge 611 - Getting physical

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Title: Getting physical
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 611 - Touch at tw100
Notes: Owen's physical exams are always an interesting experience. A double drabble.

Owen snapped on his gloves with an air of resignation. Whilst he usually enjoyed torturing his teammates with their physical exams -mostly on account of that fact that they disliked them more than words could describe- there was one patient in particular who could be either his favourite or an absolute nightmare.  

'I'm here!' Jack announced.

Owen turned and squeezed his eyes shut. 'I didn't request you to strip.'

Jack shrugged, skipping down the autopsy bay steps. 'I know, but Ianto wanted my laundry so two birds, one stone.'

Owen groaned. 'Well, it's your funeral if sitting on a metal table feels cold.'

Jack arched an eyebrow at him. 'Maybe you could warm me up? This is a physical, after all.'

'I'm not touching you anywhere I don't have to,' Owen replied, setting his clipboard over Jack's lap to conceal his privates.

'You've got protection,' Jack replied, nodding at Owen's gloved hands. 'And I'm very amenable.'

Owen sighed. 'Protection against you would require more than gloves.'

'You can borrow my hockey stick, if you like,' Ianto called out, grinning over the railing at the pair of them.

Jack grinned back. 'I'm up for a bit of paddling if you are.'

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