Challenge 369 - Economising space
Nov. 15th, 2015 07:28 pmTitle: Economising space
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 369 - Awkward
Notes: It's not what you've got, but how you use it
'Ow!' Ianto groaned loudly.
'What?' asked Jack
'Just the door handle jabbing me painfully in the back.'
'Hang on a sec,' Jack said, squirming around to try and give Ianto more space.
'Is that better?'
Ianto shuffled his body, but stopped when Jack grimaced and groaned himself.
'It's okay, just my spleen,' Jack joked.
'You know, it always looks really romantic and comfy in the movies, but trying to have sex in the back of a car is actually very awkward and uncomfortable. Even in a car as big as this.'
'Probably doesn't help we're sharing it with a weevil.'
'Probably not.'
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Date: 2015-11-16 09:14 pm (UTC)Cars are not designed for sex. Maybe the boys should take the hint and find somewhere more comfortable.
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Date: 2015-11-23 09:56 am (UTC)Oh godd not anybody's idea of a good night out!