Writing skills not necessary :D

[m_findlow]

This is what happens when you just keep hitting the centre button on your predictive text software. You get fictional crack. Who needs a storyline and some fancy prose?

(For me the part about Ianto being a little bit of joystick action is utterly priceless - who knew my keyboard had a kinky side!)

Read on if you dare...

You can ride me for as long as you like just because people now know we're not going to want to accept this gift for you and one for me too much of the artwork you want information on a series of robberies and how you can stay sane and hold onto hope with everything you've been through this year and I hope you enjoy it more than you can imagine.

It is a good idea to have a girlfriend with an ottoman like that and I hated it too much of the artwork you were looking for a model so she asked me if I'd be interested in the heat coming off the rift machine and I was wondering if you could give me a hands on demonstration of the earth rising over the moonscape horizon.

It is a great idea for the last piece of the world finally found it and held it up for the night of the World War and the tourist office is now a foot underwater in the ground and forced to eat baked dinosaur.

I will be able to watch Ianto as he is in the shower plug in the ground and he is a bit more uneven late in the day all round and furry and purple before going kaboom to the next level of the season was almost unnatural. Years ago and he was getting his old partner back from a month's suspension to have to trust me on this one tiny ball of rock was nothing short of a miracle for him to weasel his own in a fight and he was going to stink out here for weeks and then he supposed that was all that mattered.

I was wondering if you would be able to watch Ianto as he is a little bit of joystick action to make sure everything fits perfectly clear and not just the same as always, so polite and sweet and I think they definitely would notice if they suddenly saw a whole bunch more donuts driven into the soil than are in the photos from 1969 to the moon and back. Ianto wasn't entirely sure about the people you share it with water and soap to scrub yourself with is something I'll never get you inside a sleeping bag ever again and I don't want to stop by Mars on the way home and I will make things right when I get home from work and then I will get back to you on the other side of the wall that distracted her for just a moment to remember her forbears who had held her hand close to her chest as she flinched away from the plant and she was going to be a good many ships to get it in the literal sense of the west side.

The morning desk was a bit of a run around the park and is a criminal offence that has been nonstop for days and years to be a store for the plant's energy to spring after Jack but had to admit that the weightless loping was kind of fun to have to trust me on this one tiny ball of rock was nothing short of a miracle for me to take them off without damaging too much of the artwork and the way I am going to be able to watch Ianto as he is not the same thing as the world finally shifted to the next generation of the earth and found that the women in his life wanted to be able to make sure that the person who was in the wrong job was the best idea of what to do with it.

That small part of the cleanup is not a good idea for the last piece of the earth forced to eat baked beans and vegetables in the ground and the water tower plumbing is a good thing to do with it pretty much the same way it is also affiliated with the telecomm in his room and manages to send out a communique of their equipment to his house reverse the way he was left with a sticky mess.

Comments

[jo02]

I tried but I didn't get past the first two small paragraphs because it was chaotic and mind-bending and I felt my brain start to dribble out of my right ear :)

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. I thinks it's like a magic eye puzzle where the more you stare at it the more it weirdly morphs into something you can wrap your brain around! :s

[bk_forever]

This whole thing is priceless; I laughed so hard I was crying!

I found this bir both cute and somewhat alarming...

I will be able to watch Ianto as he is in the shower plug in the ground and he is a bit more uneven late in the day all round and furry and purple before going kaboom to the next level

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I gave someone a good laugh!

[bk_forever]

You did, and it was much appreciated *hugs*

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Love it! :D That was bizarre, but hilarious!

and the tourist office is now a foot underwater in the ground and forced to eat baked dinosaur.

so polite and sweet and I think they definitely would notice if they suddenly saw a whole bunch more donuts driven into the soil than are in the photos from 1969 to the moon and back.

What terrific mental images these stir up, lol!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Yep. I think I'm just going to quit writing and let my keyboard software take over. :)