Challenge 627 - Physical examination

[m_findlow]

Title: Physical examination
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 627 - Tentacle(s) at tw100
Notes: Ianto is at a loss how to find his lover. A double drabble.

Owen couldn't help but smirk as he watched Ianto carrying in yet another cooler box. Those things must have weighed a ton, since they were full to the brim with water. And other things.

'I thinks it's good for you to have a hobby, Ianto,' he teased. 'I always pictured you as the tropical fish aquarium kind of guy.'

Ianto frowned at him in a decidedly unhappy way which suggested he was one jibe away from being put on decaf. 'I had no idea there was this much sealife living out in the bay.'

He popped the lid off the latest box and stared down at the contents. Owen was repulsed by the half dozen brown octopuses squirming around in the brine. It wasn't going to be a colourful aquarium, that was for sure. 'And you really have no idea which one is Jack?'

Ianto huffed. 'Do you think I would have hauled all these in if I knew? Bloody Jack,' he swore. 'How many times have I told him not to mess with technology that falls through the rift!'

'Can I make a suggestion?'

'Please.'

'Stick your tall boy in there and see which tentacle grabs for it first.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Crude though his suggestion may be, Owen could be onto something, lol!