F-FW Challenge 339 - What to expect when you're expecting

[m_findlow]

Title: What to expect when you're expecting
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Greg Bishop
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 9,586 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 339 - Amnesty, using Challenges Egg, Elusive or Ephemeral, Not what it looks like, Old friends at fan-flashworks.
Summary: Jack has landed himself in some hot water with a couple of rogue aliens and needs friends from two different decades to help him out.

What to expect when you're expdcting