Drabble_weekly Challenge 261 - The perils of laundry day

[m_findlow]

Title: The perils of laundry day
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: M
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 261 - Pocket at drabble_weekly
Summary: Ianto never knows what he might find on laundry day. A double drabble.


Ianto collected Jack's coat from the stand. Just popping down to that dry cleaners with this, he announced. 'Anything in the pockets I should know about?'

Jack raised an eyebrow. 'Why do you ask?'

'I'm always just worried that I'm going to reach inside to make sure they're empty and accidentally touch something that sends me off into some other dimension.'

Jack snorted. 'Don't be so ridiculous. As if I'd leave technology like that in my coat pocket.'

'Well, you leave pretty much everything else in there. I don't see why you'd suddenly start making an exception.'

'I promise you I would never put anything dangerous in there. You might actually like what you find.'

'A packet of condoms does not count. Moreso because it makes me wonder why you need to carry them around.'

Jack smirked naughtily at him. 'I like to be ready.'

Ianto rolled his eyes. 'Ready for who, I wonder.'

Jack looked at him in askance. 'You, of course. As if I need to say it out loud. Feel free to start worrying if you find empty packets, but otherwise…'

Ianto heaved a sigh. 'Fine. But if I do find some, expect me to come calling.'