Challenge 378 - Desperate times

[m_findlow]

Title: Desperate times
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 378 - Blood
Notes: Even a teaboy can be pushed too far

Ianto stormed into Jack's office, looking annoyed.

'What's thick and red, and almost impossible to get out of clothing?'

'Pasta sauce,' Jack answered quickly.

'Wrong,' Ianto replied, narrowing his eyes.

'Red wine.'

'Try again,' Ianto threatened.

'Strawberry jam?' Jack winced, bracing for impact.

'Three dry cleaners I've taken this coat to, and none of them can get it out!' he yelled, throwing the coat at Jack's head. 'Do you have some sort of 51st century indelible blood or something?'

Jack sat there stunned.

'There's only one cleaner in town who can fix this.'

Jack cringed. 'Crazy Bob.'

'Yes, Crazy Bob.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

You'd better learn Crazy Bob's secret, Ianto, it'll save you a lot of stress! *pets Ianto*

*glares at Jack* Do something about your blood!

[jo02]

Oh dear, I like Crazy Bob already - more please?

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

He he, I'm halfway finished the second half of this fic. Just couldn't get it to fit into drabble sized chunks.