Challenge 676 - Suggestive

[m_findlow]

Title: Suggestive
Character: Jack, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 676 - Toy at tw100
Summary: Jack can't help but try and find the naughty side in everything. A double drabble.


Jack had to crawl under a bush to find the thing that had dropped through the rift. When he did eventually wrap his hand around it and pull it out, he could only grin at the "hidden under the bush" explanation. He had no idea what it was but the possibilities were endless. And who knew, maybe it was.

'Oh, Ianto…' Jack called teasingly, waving the item in his hand. 'What do you suppose the rift has given us this time?'

Ianto frowned at the long silver object, watching Jack run a hand down it. 'Please don't do that. You don't know where it's been.'

Jack ignored the parental advice. 'I'm wearing gloves.'

'I know. And for some reason that only makes it look worse.'

Jack gave up the teasing motions. 'It's probably something really boring, you know. Like a giant metal crayon.'

Ianto kept his expression neutral. 'Didn't stop you hoping it was some kind of adult toy though, did it? Why does everything with you have to be naughty or kinky or sexually erotic?'

Jack rolled his eyes. 'It's not everything. It's just that when I'm with you it's hard to think of anything else.'

Ianto sighed. 'Great.'