Challenge 680 - Be nice
Nov. 1st, 2021 09:07 amTitle: Be nice
Character: Jack, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 100 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 680 - Offend at
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Summary: Ianto is tired of dealing with the fallout of Jack's diplomacy.
'Try not to offend anyone, this time,' came the not so subtle warning from Jack's general support officer.
'Who me?' Jack replied, his expression coy.
'Don't try to be cute,' Ianto told him, clasping his clipboard in an officious way. 'It's not you who has to field phone calls from the mayor's office every time you go there and say something that puts her offside.'
'Well, maybe if she wasn't such a pompous, self-entitled, pain in the backsideā¦'
'Are those the words you said to her face?'
'Nope. I wasn't that polite.'
Ianto sighed. 'And you wonder why they're upset.'
Character: Jack, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 100 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 680 - Offend at
Summary: Ianto is tired of dealing with the fallout of Jack's diplomacy.
'Try not to offend anyone, this time,' came the not so subtle warning from Jack's general support officer.
'Who me?' Jack replied, his expression coy.
'Don't try to be cute,' Ianto told him, clasping his clipboard in an officious way. 'It's not you who has to field phone calls from the mayor's office every time you go there and say something that puts her offside.'
'Well, maybe if she wasn't such a pompous, self-entitled, pain in the backsideā¦'
'Are those the words you said to her face?'
'Nope. I wasn't that polite.'
Ianto sighed. 'And you wonder why they're upset.'