Challenge 680 - Offensive behaviour
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m_findlowTitle: Offensive behaviour
Character: Jack
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 100 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 680 - Offend at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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Summary: Jack is left to provide Torchwood hospitality to their latest guest.
Jack opened the cell door and tossed a bag of crisps and a bottle of water through the gap. 'Thought you might be hungry,' he said to their latest guest, a two-headed alien from a planet even Jack couldn't quite pronounce correctly.
'Thank you,' the alien grumbled, tearing open the crisps and scoffing them voraciously. 'I thought you were leaving me down here to starve.'
Jack leaned against the door. 'Not our standing policy. It's just that when you called Ianto's coffee the worst thing you'd ever tasted, well, he got a little offended, and he feeds everybody around here.'
Character: Jack
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 100 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 680 - Offend at
tw100Summary: Jack is left to provide Torchwood hospitality to their latest guest.
Jack opened the cell door and tossed a bag of crisps and a bottle of water through the gap. 'Thought you might be hungry,' he said to their latest guest, a two-headed alien from a planet even Jack couldn't quite pronounce correctly.
'Thank you,' the alien grumbled, tearing open the crisps and scoffing them voraciously. 'I thought you were leaving me down here to starve.'
Jack leaned against the door. 'Not our standing policy. It's just that when you called Ianto's coffee the worst thing you'd ever tasted, well, he got a little offended, and he feeds everybody around here.'
